“Back in the days when I was a teenager, before I had status and before I had a pager. You could find the Abstract listening to hip-hop. My pops used to say it reminded him of bebop.”
“You say you love me, but is it really real? Would you -- fix me green tea if I’m feeling ill? Could you -- give me a back rub to soothe after a long day? Dinner by candlelight but you’re the main entrée.”
“I shot a gangster and he told. Now a nigga on the run – nigga better have his gun.”
This opening segment of #MNR is dedicated to every New Yorker who actively smoked weed outside during the stop-and-frisk era of NYC, mostly during the 2000s decade. Big ups to those of us who risked it all to light a Dutch or Owl up in the project plaza, on the block, or in the neighborhood park. Too many of us took L’s for no fucking reason, getting screwed by Bloomberg’s carryover of Adolph Giuliani’s mid-to-late 1990s fuckery. Quality of life my dick. Fuck you punk ass pigs who tackled, cuffed and jailed kids for smoking a tree outside in the comfort of summertime weather. I’m overjoyed by this current era of weed being smoked freely. It makes my heart smile. I light up in proximity to the fuzz every chance I get. Fuck ‘em. New York is New York again.
Instead of a true purge, my macabre fantasy is a 24-hour day once a year in which every internet troll who crossed the line gets exposed and can get their shit rearranged, penalty-free. I’m talmbout 100%, absolute impunity. If you bust a nigga head to the white meat, chilly cool cool. If you take it three steps past that and leave a nigga where he stood, I’ll allow it. We can attend his funeral together and coordinate spitting in his face while he’s snuggly in his casket. Way too many Twitter fingers have been out of line for years. But this type of shit predates the Musk platform I will always call Twitter. I don’t mind the good-natured trolling. That’s merely entertainment. No malice intended. I take issue with the MF spewing personal disrespect and hate toward people through the safety and anonymity of the virtual universe. I’d love to have a day when the virtual fourth wall is broken, and atonement is on the table. Keep that same energy, Tough Tony. Hoe ass niggas.
Yeah...y’all should be able to see that I’m on my bullshit tonight. This one is for day one #MNR readers. No worries. Even if you’re just a casual or a newcomer, you’re super valid. Roll that shit up, doggie. This is one of those.
Are they still killing those innocent Palestinian civilians in the name of war?
I’m still in agreement with the MAGAt collective on sending NOT SHIT more to Ukraine. They don’t fuck with my kind, and I didn’t forget. Yes, we kept the receipts. I don’t give a flying Boeing 757 fuck how many times Zelensky finds his way to Washington to give old Sleepy Joe a reach-around on national television and give his best “Puss in Boots meek eyes” speech to Congress or the United Nations. HOLD THE LINE, MARJORIE!!! You bigoted, dog-faced pilgrim. I don’t fuck with you either, bitch. The only pilgrim I fux with is the MF in that upcoming Thanksgiving slasher horror movie. If you don’t know the movie, find out the name for the both of us.
There are currently over 60K [verified] migrants in the care of NYC seeking asylum, although I’ve heard the number to be triple that amount. Y’all remember the DeSantis (FL) and Abbott (TX) bus fuckery. Those egregious acts were just a small piece of the pizza pie. There are enough asylum seekers in the city to populate an entire other city. Think about the strain that’s putting on the rotten apple. Mayor Eric “Teef” Adams has already advised several departments in the city to expect at least 10% budget cuts for 2024 because the city is going to need all types of resources to accommodate these people, and Sleepy Joe has basically done little more than wish Adams and the city good luck. I wish no ill will on those folk. Many of them have the same color skin as I. I get it. They just want the opportunity to exist and to thrive. I love, respect and appreciate that. However, there is a certain way to do this – legally. Send all of them back to where they came from and send them yesterday. I’m not the type to keep quiet for the sake of courtesy. NYC cannot afford to support them. Come correct. And yes, I’m fully aware that most, if not all do not have the financial means to do so. That’s tough titties but somebody gotta suck ‘em. C’est la vie. I don’t care who has a problem with what I’m saying. But I know for certain that I’m speaking for plenty of people. I am not a dreamer. I cannot save everyone. That’s just how it is. God bless them folk. See ya.
If you don’t fuck with Sleepy Joe because of his past senate dealings and polarizing philosophies, I respect it. It is what it is. But don’t cut that man short on his accomplishments while in office @ 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And before you uncouth, uneducated idiots lose your shit because tRump gave you tax cuts for a couple of years, do know that those cuts will only favor the wealthy as time goes on. You’re (we’re) going to pay for those cuts and then some in the long run. AND he added $7.9T (that’s trillion) to the national debt with those tax cuts. Now, hop off his orange testicles and pay attention. Biden has given America the CHIPS and Science Act of 2022, which provides $280B in new funding to boost domestic (American) research and manufacturing of semiconductors in the US, aimed at competing with China. That will bring jobs to America immediately and in the long term. Biden also signed the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act (IIJA) of 2021 (fuck the alternate bipartisan title because only a handful of R’s voted in its favor), providing $1.2T in spending for everything from highways to tunnels (like the 125-year-old North River [Hudson] Tunnels that could go at any moment) to transit programs to research to the electric grid. I’ve already seen a sign on I-87 touting that the repair of a particular stretch of the highway was a result of the IIJA. Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 addressed deficit reduction, climate change, healthcare and tax reform. #46 also pushed to permanently raise the current maximum child credit from $2,000 per child to $3,600 per child under age 6 or to $3,000 per child ages 6 and up. He and a Democrat-led House and Senate passed legislation in 2021 giving qualifying parents $3,600 per child through the American Rescue Plan. Guess who crushed that legislation when Biden tried to spin the block in perpetuity. Your friendly Republican elitist bigots, homophobes and xenophobes, as soon as they gained an advantage in the House. The man tried.
Everything I just stated about Sleepy Joe is documented fact. That’s three major pieces of legislation passed within two years of office. Find the last president who can say the same. I’ve got time. I’ll wait. And let’s look at that child credit legislation. That helped a lot of families out. I know personally. It helped MOST American families. Biden wanted it to become commonplace. Yet, elitist politicians said no. Once again...that man tried.
Say what you say, but facts are irrefutable.
And after all that I’ve listed, if you’d rather vote for a man with four criminal indictments and 91 charges, go right the fuck ahead. Might I add that he’s already been proven guilty of massive tax fraud in his New York state civil case. The motherfucker stole classified documents, tried to overthrow the fucking federal government through insurrection, pressured a state to reverse election results and...oh yeah...that’s right...gave hush money to a silicone-laden porn actress for letting him get his schmeat wet in all holes. But if you feel that he’s the man to make Amerikkka great again, el mundo es suyo. Cabrón.
Brent Faiyaz’ new project Larger Than Life is my shit. I’m not going to provide a detail the first. Go cop his shit because I threw you the alley. Thank me later.
I’m out this bitch.
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