Live and direct from Ebony Junction, it's the thinking man's neurotic, that eastside Kush connoisseur, Señor Gordo Fly, Mr. 115 himself, Ty Thompson. It's a blessing to be here. I'm thankful.
I joined NYSC the other day. For the learning impaired, that's a gym chain, the acronym standing for New York Sports Club. I figured it was time before I couldn't see my dick anymore while taking a smash on the toilet. I decided that I don't wanna die at age 42 from congestive heart failure. Silly me, but I feel that Pulitzer will be well within my grasp a novel or three down the road. I need be around to write it.
Ms. Gilda needa stop playing and invite me to church with her, then go out on a date with me directly after. She's a cutie, she's humble & she's super sturdy. Word to Brother Malcolm on my left arm.
I feel like Pete Rock is the most underrated producer in rap history. I don't need to get all Mad Rapper animated and argue til I catch a damn asthma attack. I just say to go listen to his shit. All I know is...if he wouldna run across that Ahmad Jamal Trio record and discovered their "I Love Music" (not the O'Jays track) then Nas "The World is Yours" probably wouldn't be as catchy, not catchy enough for me to embrace and bring me out my then deep teenage depression and give me a new lease on life. You've gotta wait 5:06to hear the now legendary loop Pete sliced from the Trio's brilliant piano play... but it's well worth it.
If you actually think Gucci Mane is a clone, then not only are you an idiot, but you probably have no idea what cloning means. I'm pretty sure humans can be cloned (if they already haven't). Sheep have successfully been cloned. But, the thing is, you fucking idiots, that sheep was born a natural birth and began life just like any other animal newborn. Gucci did what, three years? Even if he were cloned, Gucci 2.0 wouldn't even be in PreK yet. Damn, y'all some idiots.
The summer's here, and we've got that heat for y'all. We letting those UnB embroidered Dad Hats go for $20, and they're selling like crystal meth at an Appalachia family reunion. Get you, your baby mama, and your big head ass kid one. Flick it up when you do. We love to see the love. We're still moving our other apparel as well. Scoop a tee or a SnapBack; go traditional or a la carte. Our custom tees are also in high demand. Just go on 'head and cop one of errthing.
Catch the squad on the Twitter @crewunB, as well as myself @tymonday and our CEO @TheMisterCeizzo. We're also on Instagram @theunbearablescrew. Big ups to all our supporters, young and old. It's time to shake a leg and get up in the wind, suga. Until next time.
Lord, please save her for me...
That line had me in my feelings all week. Congrats to a certain close friend of mine who became engaged to her man this past week or so. Ole boy is a good dude. Forgive me tho if my Congratulations has a Vesta-like ring to it. I wonder if I get an invite to the wedding.
Companions, commitments, relationships...what does it all really mean at the end of the day? 3000 and Antwan told me that nothing is for sure, nothing is for certain, nothing lasts forever. I believe them. I'm saying, it's vicious outchea these days; you can give your literal all to someone who will still do you type dirty end of the day. And you were dumb, err umm loyal enough to be faithful. I got caught with my cape on one time years back...never again.
Having said all that, I do believe in true love. Genuine love. Everlasting love. My bro @TheMisterCeizzo and his queen Lady Storm are the modern day Ozzie & Harriet. The lil homie Flash and his queen are mid 20 somethings already bonded for life with gorgeous boy and girl infant twins. My homie L and his wife have been together since high school. It's very possible. But in this day and time these relationships seem more like the exception than the rule. Meanwhile, I've got Shalamar "Somewhere There's a Love" on repeat...
All I've gotta say is that if you aren't already on the UnB wave...fuck is your problem? We've got the best in hood apparel, whether a la cart, classic branded, or our newest white tees inspired by Sttaight Outta Compton or your friendly neighborhood plug. Catch us on IG as theunbearablescrew. We're also on the Twitter @crewunB. While you're on, check our aforementioned CEO out @TheMisterCeizzo as well as myself, @tymonday. And when you see us in the street, show love. We don't bite. And we damn sure ain't scared. If you need me to host an event or help you bag up the whole 448, get at me via firstname.lastname@example.org. Chow.