Live and direct from Ebony Junction, it's the thinking man's neurotic, that eastside Kush connoisseur, Señor Gordo Fly, Mr. 115 himself, Ty Thompson. It's a blessing to be here. I'm thankful.
I joined NYSC the other day. For the learning impaired, that's a gym chain, the acronym standing for New York Sports Club. I figured it was time before I couldn't see my dick anymore while taking a smash on the toilet. I decided that I don't wanna die at age 42 from congestive heart failure. Silly me, but I feel that Pulitzer will be well within my grasp a novel or three down the road. I need be around to write it.
Ms. Gilda needa stop playing and invite me to church with her, then go out on a date with me directly after. She's a cutie, she's humble & she's super sturdy. Word to Brother Malcolm on my left arm.
I feel like Pete Rock is the most underrated producer in rap history. I don't need to get all Mad Rapper animated and argue til I catch a damn asthma attack. I just say to go listen to his shit. All I know is...if he wouldna run across that Ahmad Jamal Trio record and discovered their "I Love Music" (not the O'Jays track) then Nas "The World is Yours" probably wouldn't be as catchy, not catchy enough for me to embrace and bring me out my then deep teenage depression and give me a new lease on life. You've gotta wait 5:06to hear the now legendary loop Pete sliced from the Trio's brilliant piano play... but it's well worth it.
If you actually think Gucci Mane is a clone, then not only are you an idiot, but you probably have no idea what cloning means. I'm pretty sure humans can be cloned (if they already haven't). Sheep have successfully been cloned. But, the thing is, you fucking idiots, that sheep was born a natural birth and began life just like any other animal newborn. Gucci did what, three years? Even if he were cloned, Gucci 2.0 wouldn't even be in PreK yet. Damn, y'all some idiots.
The summer's here, and we've got that heat for y'all. We letting those UnB embroidered Dad Hats go for $20, and they're selling like crystal meth at an Appalachia family reunion. Get you, your baby mama, and your big head ass kid one. Flick it up when you do. We love to see the love. We're still moving our other apparel as well. Scoop a tee or a SnapBack; go traditional or a la carte. Our custom tees are also in high demand. Just go on 'head and cop one of errthing.
Catch the squad on the Twitter @crewunB, as well as myself @tymonday and our CEO @TheMisterCeizzo. We're also on Instagram @theunbearablescrew. Big ups to all our supporters, young and old. It's time to shake a leg and get up in the wind, suga. Until next time.