3.1.2021 MNR “I hate any MF who uses his power or influence to sway the outcome of anything. I despise a MF who does it to a woman for sexual purposes. Gov. Cuomo, if you are in fact guilty, I hope they tar and feather you right beside the statue of your guy Columbus on 59th Street.”
Damn near a half-year later (5.5 months to be exact) ago, I spoke at length about the shit show in Albany. I knew the walls were closing in on Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York. At the time, he ONLY had a handful of sexual harassment claims. Now, he’s got a week or so left before his Nixon double peace sign moment. He’ll leave in complete and utter disgrace, a year after being considered as one of the nation’s top governors, a governor who was up front during the COVID crisis. Long removed from memory is his ten-year corporate tax-free initiative, along with anything else he’d accomplished. This scandal will forever be Cuomo’s scarlet letter, so much so that people seem to have forgotten about the absolute fuckery of the nursing home COVID coverups. Anyone with a pulse knew that he had his eyes on the White House, 2024 perhaps. That’s out of the window. Cuomo’s best bet is to walk away from Albany with his head up. His next move should be contrition. He needs to admit to the wrong he’s done. He needs to publicly apologize. Then he needs to sit down. Who knows? Perhaps he’ll in time resurrect his career and someday make his political comeback. NAH, I’M BULLSHITTING. Cuomo’s done. Maybe when he’s able to finally wash all the shit off his face…maybe he can join his brother on CNN as a political analyst. That’s if Chris still has a job when this all blows over, as the “woke” contingency is trying to come for his job too. Smmfh. I’m sure Papa Mario is rolling over in his grave.
4.17.2021 MNR “…Matty Boy, your day soon come.”
(Clears throat) Err umm. Mr. Gaetz…paging Rep. Matt Gaetz…Matthew, Matthew, Matthew. Your boy Greenberg told the FED ev-er-y-thing. I’m talmbout testimony, receipts, photos, errthang. And guess what? Your name is in the middle of AT LEAST one “party” that we’ve been given intel on. Saying “it doesn’t look good” is a vast understatement. It’s almost a given that the government has enough evidence to compel Congress to have you removed. It seems now that they’re going for the kill. The overkill. I could be wrong, but I think they’re trying to bury you in enough evidence to lock your dumb ass up – at least until the next piece of shit conservative President comes along and pardons your deviant ass. I’m not big on law. Plenty of politicians (on both sides of the isle) are dirty. Politics is a dirty game. But for me – it’s karma. You’ve done more than enough fuckery while in office. You sow seeds of discontent every chance you get. You sucked tRump’s dick for four years and spewed an all-too familiar brand of elitist xenophobia that has done nothing but divide. Karma is a bitch. You can’t pay her to keep quiet.
INSTANT UPDATE: Former NY prosecutor Tristan Snell said on Monday that, “What we know…is that the indictment is coming in the next few weeks, either in August or just after.”
Welp…there you have it. Your ass is grass Matty Boy, and the FED is the John Deere finna mow your dumb ass down. Prepare for Club Fed, political dickhead wing.
3.23.2021 “DeSantis is moderate enough to attract the ‘normal’ Republican yet close enough to the radical tRump base to get them in lockstep as well…I’m telling ya (Big Boi voice) don’t sleep on DeSantis.”
Once again, I did not miss. Governor Ron DeSantis has played his hand. He’s shown that he intends to be a player in the 2024 Republican candidacy for President. But it appears he’s overplayed his hand, in a call straight out of the Ole Cheesy playbook. He’s issued decrees BANNING mask mandates in Florida public schools. He’s gone as far as threatening to withhold administrators’ salaries as well as withholding funding from districts who defy his orders and mandate mask wearing. He’s making an utter ass of himself while COVID cases in his state are ringing alarms with the CDC. It’s more than obvious that DeSantis, much like others who are jockeying for position to lead the R party in ’24, has made the calculated assumption that any path to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue begins and ends with lips firmly attached to the penis of Donald tRump, with a key point being complete rejection of masks and the absolute dismissal of any future COVID-related restrictions. He could care less about the casualties of his purely political decision, as well as the parents and families he’s claiming to protect. He just wants to be the man. But last I heard his popularity is a couple points lower than Sleepy Joe’s in Florida. We’ll see how the current COVID crisis in the sunshine state plays out. But expect to see DeSantis positioning himself for a presidential run as ’24 approaches.
Look, I don’t miss when it comes to political analysis. Nigga I seen it, like a 27” Zenith, believe it. I foresaw it.
Big ups to the GOAT Nasir Jones and Kings Disease 2. I’m still witcha beloved.