#MNR: MONDAY’S MONDAY MORNING BLUES
“Some you win, some you lose.”
“My dick don’t say Yamaha, stop riding.”
Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs, winners of Super Bowl LVII. They defeated my beloved Eagles 38-35 in an instant classic. Quarterback Patrick Mahomes was named MVP of the contest, leading his team to the championship in a brilliant showing. Two SB trophies means that my guy Andy Reid has solidified himself as one of the greatest coaches in NFL history. I’m always gonna love Fat Andy. He’d have three rings if McNabb didn’t shit his pants a couple decades ago. QB #15 is easily the best player of this generation. He won his second NFL MVP award the night before winning his second Super Bowl ring. I don’t think he’s finished accumulating trophies and rings. Let Jalen get one or two, Patty.
Chris Stapleton did his thing with the national anthem. My bro Kev put me on to his music a couple of years ago. I call it “country soul.” My baby girl Rihanna did her thing during the halftime performance, even though she didn’t perform “You Da One.” Critics had their say, but I thought she performed well even though she was visibly pregnant. As Dr. Hollander pointed out, she was never the best dancer to begin with. Finally, the beautiful Sheryl Lee Ralph performed a stirring rendition of “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” also referred to as the Black National Anthem. It has been performed at the SB since 2021, but this was the first year it was televised. It didn’t come without senseless scrutiny, as MAGAt cum guzzlers Lauren Boebert and MTG couldn’t wait to run to Twitter and claim “wokeness.” Weren’t you white trash, piece of shit bitches and your masters already boycotting the NFL because of “wokeness?” You two are detestable, but this was lower than low. Y’all won’t be happy until there are 40M nooses hanging from every strong tree limb in America. Fuck y’all ugly ass, mayonnaise-colored bitches.
I’ve never ducked smoke when it comes to shit talking about my sports teams OR defending them. It comes with the territory. But to the MF who texted me last night after we lost, y’all are kinda weird. I could see if your team got the dub against us. However, none of y’all are Chiefs fans. In fact, all y’all are Giants fans. For those who don’t know, we SMOKED the Giants in the Divisional round of the playoffs. The score was 38-7 if memory serves me correctly. We also defeated the Giants in both regular season contests. I understand the NFC East beef; it’s perpetual hatred. But meat riding when your team was already dog walked is beyond weird. Y’all the type of niggas to be happy when ole girl doesn’t give ole boy the buns because you already tried and failed in spectacular fashion. “I bet he don’t get it. I bet he don’t get it. I hope he don’t get it. (Day-Day voice).” GOMD.
This segment of #MNR is dedicated to all the lovers. Corporate America has deemed Valentine’s Day as the ultimate commercial holiday, 1.5 months after they already tapped our pockets for the Holiday season. This is a reminder that you’ll be looked at with scorn if you don’t do something nice for your significant other on 2.14. I’m not big on holiday spending as a litmus test for love and affection, but I am big on showing Brandi how much she means to me. She’s been my ride-or-die through everything the past half-decade. My only issue is the fact that I can’t give her the world. I wish I had the money to give her everything she desires. Some wishes come true, so I won’t ever write them off. I refuse to put my pen down until it brings us all the success I’ve ever dreamed of. Until then, I’m going to continue to do all I can to be the best I can be for my queen. Like I said, this is for the lovers. Never forget to tell him/her/whatever pronoun y’all see fit how much y’all love and appreciate them. They deserve it. “Love her or let go, that’s if your lady’s something special.”
After a couple of months of healthy debate and campaigning, Jay Blac and the Champion panel came to a consensus on 2022 Champion of the Year (COTY) last night. The winner, as a surprise to some, was none other than the alien himself, Rum Nitty. Nitty, one of the URL’s most popular rappers, has a record of 28-4 on the URL app, good for #1 on the Leaderboard. Nitty’s win comes as a surprise to many, as many figured Shotgun Suge would get the nod, mainly for his flurry of decisive victories in late 2022. But, as the panel was quick to mention and reiterate throughout the process, the COTY vote is for the entire year, not a quarter. Rum went 8-2 or 9-1 according to many, with his only clear (judged) loss coming against Swamp in the Ultimate Madness tournament. Nitty and A-Ward had the Battle of the Year as voted by the fans. It is largely agreed that he won that battle 2-1 clearly. His Bill Collector battle is debatable, although I gave Bill the 2-1 edge. This championship is always highly scrutinized, with subjectivity being the ultimate determinant. I have no problem with Rum Nitty winning the belt and $10K cash purse. Big ups to Rum Nitty, 2022 COTY.
To all bloggers and fans upset with the COTY results: If y’all are that damn upset with the results, fund your own Battler of the Year. Put the leg-work in. Do the fundraising like Blac does every year. That’s $10K, the championship belt and all the other cash awards for “of the year” winners. Y’all love to scrutinize yet never offer a solution. Typical n*gg@r shit.
I would have been ok with Nitty, Eazy, Swamp, Roc or Suge winning. It’s subjective.
As of a few seconds ago (2.14), the death toll of the Turkey/Syria earthquake has eclipsed 37K, making it the worst regional earthquake in a century. About 32 of the 37K fatalities are Turks. Fortunately, more than 8K have been pulled out alive from the rubble in Turkey. The United Nations estimates that up to 5.3M people in Syria may be homeless after the earthquake. Nearly 900K people are in urgent need of hot food in both nations. My prayers haven’t ceased.
I am also sending my prayers to the campus of Michigan State University. Three people were murdered Monday evening by a 43-year-old male. This blog will never give any shooter the satisfaction of having his name repeated, but I will say that he was a Black man. What a fucking pussy.
Fuck the Pigs. Dr. Rashad Richey shows your corruption on a daily basis, and I loathe you all more each day. This isn’t directed towards Dev, Cooke or any other decent officer. Y’all are good people. But fuck all y’all folk. And fuck all the “good cops” who look the other way when one or more of your partners commit hate crimes on Black men. You pussies are no better.
Aye yo CEO – take us the fuck outta here.
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