#MNR: Mr. Random

MNR: Mr. Random

RANDOM: How come none of yous gangster type MF have sent George Zimmerman to the gates of hell? MF will shoot an apartment house party up with just one entry and exit. MF will air a block out full of people who have done nothing to them. But MF won’t buck for a righteous cause. Y’all greatly disappoint me.

Have any of you out there in the land of I STILL READ ever been going through some shit and went on your device to Twitter World, saying whatever was on your mind? Yeah, I know you have. I read some of y’all Twitter TL from time to time. Don’t act like y’all don’t vent...for all to see. Shit…some of y’all can be downright nasty and evil with the vitriol y’all spit when on a fuck errbody streak. I just want y’all to know that I love it and I’m here for err bit of it. But me? Nah, I don’t vent (anymore). Honestly, I never feel any different after I talk my shit. I’m usually still pissed TF off. Fuck ‘em (Bernie voice)! I just sit back and analyze the world as I see it. After a few minutes of seeing how fucked up everything else is, I’m already done being pissed off about my own personal issues and I just end up being pissed off in general. But hey…the shit I see that takes my mind off my own bullshit -- my uncle said it best: the coal pile is wild. Let’s dive straight TF in.

If you cried like Van Jones after the 2020 election, danced in the streets like some of my sisters did that same day, and/or genuinely feel like we made any type of progress with a guilty verdict for that PIG Derek Chauvin – go sky dive off the tippy top an interstate billboard with just your arms as wings, you dumb MF. Shut that shit up. With respect to the Floyd family and their loss, that guilty verdict didn’t do jack shit for Black America. They killed another unarmed Black man that same fucking day, same county. The senate is still dragging its feet on the George Floyd police bill, as expected. Police and pilgrims alike still have carte blanche to kill unarmed Black folk at will. What the fuck do I look like celebrating for one guilty verdict? That verdict came because Minnesota did not want to see that city burn again. America did not want to see other cities burn. If we learned one thing from this past year, it’s that my younger brothers and sisters and my down ass white folk (salute to y’all frfr) ARE NOT afraid to go out in the streets and lay it down in the name of freedom. Racist America didn’t mind trading one devil off as compensation for 400+ years of institutionalized oppression. Big ups to Dr. Umar and his appearance on The Breakfast Club this morning. That man reinforced a lot of what I’ve been feeling since…forever.

Sleepy Joe, I told you on this blog months ago that I was watching closely to see if you’d keep your word. And you haven’t, respectfully. Yes, you’ve delivered on the monetary side and made provisions for me and many Americans. But I’m seeing a lot of ducking and dodging with regard to racial matters. Civil rights are not negotiable. We shouldn’t have to continue to seek justice. We deserve to live and prosper like everyone else. I’ll take it a step farther: our votes got you in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. We made the difference at the ballots. Yet, the Floyd policing bill (the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act of 2020) was soft off the jump ball (it only proposes to LIMIT, not END qualified immunity) – and we can’t even get that passed in the modern Jim Crow senate. Fuck qualified immunity. And like Dr. Umar said, taxpayers should not have to be the ones paying for settlements or awards in civil cases against PIGS. Make the PIG unions pay. My Asian brothers and sisters got legislation passed (the COVID-19 Hate Crimes Act) – quick (Anthony Johnson voice). But there’s still nothing on the books to prevent a PIG from slaughtering us like…a pig. I can’t fuck with you and Kamala. I was never a fan of Ms. Harris. She made her bones sending my brothers to those Level 4’s out Cali. It’s time to wake up. Black folk in positions of power on your television screen are not going to bat for their own, for us. Now, before one of you Encyclopedia Brown-type dick heads say some dumb shit like, “but she’s here to represent every American, not just Black Americans,” shut the fuck up. I know that. But she, Obama, and all the other folk don’t deliver when they are put in place to deliver. But y’all still eat mad dick and act like they’re Moses and we’re the children of Israel. Youse MF disgust me. We’re no better off. We’re worse off. I’m calling it how I see it. Fuck compromise. My lil bro Dro and I told y’all a few months back. I’m doubling down. If you’re a Black politician that isn’t 100% about getting us on equal grounds with the rest of America – FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU DEMOCRAT MEAT GLAZERS TOO. I’m done with y’all. I’m a registered INDEPENDENT. Y’all can’t have my vote. I’m not a sheep. Ain’t a bigoted bone in my body (perhaps a couple). A person is a person. I’m just asking for what WE deserve, all that we continue to be deprived of. That’s it. Having my young brothers return home from work or a trip to the Wal Mart without rounds from PIG Glock pistols stuck in their chest plate isn’t too much to ask for. And yes. My old ass is willing to die for EVERYTHING I speak on.

DISCLAIMER: Yes, I heard about the DOJ opening a case regarding the PIGS in Louisville and their handling of the assassination of queen Breonna Taylor. I remain impervious. DO RIGHT and continue the process of doing right throughout America. Gut the NYPD and other crooked police departments across America, from big cities to hick towns. Hire police who are dedicated to the neighborhoods they patrol. Hold dirty police fully accountable for their fuckery. END QUALIFIED IMMUNITY. Until then, I’m not impressed.

RANDOM: Dre’s first two bars on “Bitches Ain’t Shit” were so smooth. They immediately come to mind when I think about a couple of old friends. IYKYK.

I’m so glad that reality isn’t like that new movie with the lil white dude who also currently plays Spiderman. You know, the one when old girl can hear his thoughts (and all men, I think). Imagine that shit! I’d prolly be hated by a solid 72% of all Americans, family included. I know. Most of y’all see me as T, that benevolent and cool ass MF from ‘round the way. Truth is, ion like most of you cotton-picking MF. Some of y’all stink, some of y’all are ugly AF, and damn near all of y’all talk a lot on things you have little to no grasp of even a shred of knowledge about. A lot of y’all lie incessantly. And the crazy part is that (personally speaking) no one actually gives two fux about any of the shit you’re speaking on. You really don’t have to lie to kick it with me. I don’t care about your past exploits, who you fucked that semester and a half you went to school, or how you used to hold the block down while I was going to choir rehearsal back in the day. I don’t care. If you cool and you got $40 on it, we good bit-ness. Shut the fuck up and roll that shit up. Respectfully.

They said they want that old Monday back, that steal a bottle of Tommy cologne out your medicine cabinet while using your bathroom Monday…

RANDOM: That was pure facts. And if you fully analyze what TF I just said, it should be disturbing on a couple different levels of fuckery. I digress.

EVEN MORE RANDOM

As I told y’all before, when I was doing my two-step in Highbridge, #BXNYC around the ’05-’08 era, my folk dem had two different pharmacy plugs for the Oxy and Percs. I told y’all that they used to get ‘em off at an open market “emporium” in the Heights on Amsterdam in the 170’s. I’m talking ridiculous amounts of meds and money being exchanged on a daily basis. That was primarily a Hispanic and Black consumer market. No one gave a single fuck. Now, that’s two different pharmacists, two pharmacies, a patient, and a supplier, all moving in literal synchronicity with impunity. I repeat – no one gave a fuck. But when those pills made their way out to Long Island and Bergen County? Thus began the opioid epidemic. In comes the television specials and PIGS coming into public schools to speak to kids about the dangers of opioids. Smmfh. Rest in peace Guru. You and Premo told me it was all a daily operation when I was still trying to figure it all out. I listened. Trust.

If this world were mine, all Cadillacs would be 27’ long. Nah, that was ole Romey Rome’s vision. If this world were mine…well damn…Dennis Edwards told y’all how I felt before I even touched down in the physical. Shareon was a high school foreign exchange student in Brazil (she was the flyest) when he said it. I just want my people to be free…word to Dennis, Umi, and Pretty Flaco. If y’all could dig what I just said, we kinfolk. If not, don’t worry ‘bout it. RIP to all our folk lost to the belly of the beast. The last shall be first.

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